"Get out of the garbage!" (Then don't make it smell like a buffet for dogs.)
"Don't lick the couch." (But why is it so delicious?)
"Get off the guest bed!" (Huh? I thought it was my bed.)
"You can't sit on my lap while I'm driving." (Why not? Are we sure about this?)
"You have to go out, even if it's snowing." (I don't see her going outside to pee.)
Soooo, still in trouble, huh, you stupid dog? We would never dump trash, oh wait, yes we do. We don't lick furniture, but we do eat rug pilings. The guest bed is OUR bed. We hate cars. Tell your Mom to get you a litter box.
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Happy Birthday, Willie! :)
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